Chapter 10 remembrances
I was born in 2198 on Titan. My family wore farmers.
We’d all work on the farm and get a share of the quarterly profits. It’s actually how I run the Yojimbos.
When mom and dad were not managing the farm they were on a lot of planning boards. My mom also had a medical practice everybody loved her because she did house calls for a long time. I myself would come along and carry mom’s bag on her house calls before my short time out in the fields. I never was a farmer. That’s why when I was twelve I went to an off world academy for the mixed martial arts. Wushu, kung fu, ninjutsu, tae kwon do, and others under the U.P.M.D.U. grand masters. I don’t mean just learning to fight. I learned how to avoid confrontation. How to read the emotions of the people around me. Human history and military history. My rights as a citizen. And over twenty different languages. I went to dance and art schools then I went to tech school. I made some fun weaponry at robotics school. I made a way to stop the opponent without hurting him I still have it in the back maybe I can show it to you later, I started to do experiments on my fun stun gun as I called it or the orgasmonater as my mats dubbed it. Jen looked over to look at Tim with a cocked eyebrow. “What!” Tim nodded in the affirmative “Yes that’s what they called it Scot’s word.” “I guess I’ll have to see it, go on.” Said Jen. “Soon my brother joined me at the academy. I had already finished with my apprentice ship in martial arts. By the time Conner got his masters I was one of his teachers. That was always a point of annoyance between the two of us. Teachings with the masters put a blot on our relationship. He was looked down upon because of being my brother. After a rather bad time I decided to take my craft back home.
I opened my own school combining everything I learned at UPNMDU and dance and art and tech schools. I decided to buy part of the farm from my family just six acres not much and I built the school there. I ran the school by myself mostly. soon enough some of my friends from the schools came to get a job from me. my school grew to not need me.
But soon I got tired of teaching so I stepped down. I split the schools into shares. I owned a percent of the school as a temporary headmaster. Avenchaly I went to a bartender gig at a private club. Then to smithing then to farming. I’d change my job the way people would change their shirts.'' Jen frowned. ‘‘Why did you do that?” Don’t you know of the saying jack of all trades master of none.'' Tim nodded. ‘‘Yes I have. I think they’re people trying to sound smart to cover up their ignorance. There are problems with old sayings for example. The early bird gets the worm means don’t wait around for your chance to grab your desire.
But... the second mouse gets the cheese meaning tread softly don’t rush in. Both good advice but you see what I mean. A jack of all trades I can live in any profession.
If you’re in a situation and you know nothing about how to fix the problem. If you only know how to fix electronic cars and you have to fix a combustion engine. Then you’re screwed and not in a good way. That’s the old way to live. But there is one saying that I like and that saying everything in moderation including moderation. You just have to weigh the benefits and consequences say with the hamburger and fries if the pleasure is better than the pain then I’d say it’s a good exchange.
Sometimes you risk getting sick with new food but it’s normally worth it. We only have a limited time so have fun you only go around once
“When I was a bartender for a local host bar I met my future wife there.”
Tim smiled at the memory. “What’s a host bar?” said Jen. “Is that another word for a brothel?” Tim posed “That’s a hard question to answer. It’s not technically but it can make you feel like one in a bad way. To me it’s one of the things I have done to make money in a hurry. But as I was saying a host bar is a place where women go to feel well…not loved. But emotionally satisfied for pay. Jen interrupted. Well then I can see what you mean. No physical sex involved. But a woman’s brain is wired in such a way that they don’t always need the physical like men. Tim looked at Jen. Jen looked back. “What.” Tim frowned. “Just you’re very prospective that’s all. Anyways I worked there for a year it’s a place where women come for the feeling of relationship. But the end they never get it.
After being at the host bar for a bit. I gave my resignation and spent most of my time playing video games mostly so I could get in to game programming.
During that time I was having card games with an off duty arbitrator.
He was having a terrible time with judgments. He had found out that he had killed someone by giving the wrong verdict. Soon he noticed that I won almost every hand. After a long time of this he asked me to teach the arbiters how to read faces like I did. I told him the risks of having their arbitrator having this training. There are no all-good changes to a situation. Under the agreement that I would do the training and I would oversee its use and become one of the arbitrators.
In the end all my demands were met.
By this time my brother finished his time at U.P.M.D.U. he decided to come back to be a story teller. He loved to tell stories. Was loved by all the men women and children. He would tell stories in the town square. Putting both body and voice in to it. If he was in the middle of a story line kids would ask him to tell more. He had many stories but the one he milked the most was a guy called Yojimbo. I’d say it was some of his best work. It was set in medieval Japan a story of magic, Love, romance, epic fights and battles, good, evil demons, bokimono, and has my favorite epic bad guy Yomi. Demons with eyes of fire, how Yojimbo slew with a blazing sword. And when his job was done he returned to the gods never to be seen again.
When I asked him about yami he said he saw him in a dream
Conner had a love of story morals but he never told you what they were. Very thought provoking his stuff was
My favorite was the emperor and the great sword.
After each night he wrote the stories down and published them. He never had to work ever again. He traveled selling his book and became very interested in (romenisoim) which was like the Scientology by
L. Ron Hubbard. They worship the great rocks. Each believer was given a shak ti or heart of stone. Twelve stones one for each month in the year according to their birth month. This is one of the rocks.” Tim took something from around his neck. “It’s a ruby.” “Then you’re a {romenisoim} ...also.” Tim shook his head. “No I myself am an atheist religion is my only weak spot. I was never good at religion. I’ve study as many as I can get my hands on but.” Tim shrugged. I've found such an annoyance that God would send you to hell for just not believing in Him properly. What if it turns out that Christianity is the real religion yet because you are a pagan you’re going to hell even though you lived a peaceful life.
I especially hate it when the Christians that say you’re not going to be saved because you’re a Jew. Jen stuck out his tuning with a bland expression. “but Jesus was a Jew.” “Yes but they don’t seem to realize that. I know it sounds crazy.” Jen nodded in agreement. I remember having Jehovah’s Witnesses come over and lecture us of our ways. That is until Moms got them to go away.” Tim looked suppressed. “How she do that.” Jen smiled wickedly.
“Easy. One of her friends was a pagan. She drew on what she knew of her friend’s paganism. She said I’ll let you give your spiel then I’ll do mine. It went along well mom listening until it was her turn. That day the two had brought a teenage girl with them. Let’s just say the teen was no longer bored. She was very interested. Mom did not get to finish. A third of the way through they basically dragged the girl to the car and never came back again. Tim laughed. I wish I had thought of that I could have had months of my life back.
What about your brother. Tim nodded he got a wave from Earth. The guy said he had dug up some artifacts on Earth that
were very similar to a chapter in Connor’s book. Battle of try dragon fields. Which seemed rather ridiculous. He said if you won’t me to come down call my agent and that was it for a while.
Until Conner had just written the chapter that day. When he got another call from the same archaeologist it had the same look of what he had wrought. My brother decided to check this out. This seemed to be less of a hoax then before. Earth was and still is a no weaponry allowed planet. So he entrusted his laser sword to me. My brother thought it would be cool if he made a story that had his flights of fancy turn out to be true. Think about if J.R.R. Tolkien had still been alive when the skeletons of little hairy footed hobbits had been found in China on the earth in 2003. When Conner called form earth he was ecstatic. He had examined the artifacts and was amazed. Parchment with the same story line ass his. He also saw some things that did not go together. A broken Japanese sword that was wasn’t metal. It had no crystalline structure.” Jen’s eyebrows went up. “What? That can’t be.” said Jen. “According to Conner he could see it touch it but it could not exist. Jen screwed up his face “That’s bollocks. The machine must have been acting up, everything has an atomic structure. It’s impossible .” said Jen. Tim turned his head to look at Jen. “That may be true but we have no reason to doubt them.” “So what happened after that?” said Jen. “I don’t know that was the last time I spoke to him.”
Tim’s shoulders shrunk and he sighed.
“The next time I saw him he was dead. His burnt body was sent back to us. We never found out what happened to him.”
“I took the shak ti which is what I thought he would want me to do as a romenisoim. The pendant protected himself from the evil eye and now would protect me. As his brother it was my duty to pay his way to the afterlife. As custom I put a coin in his mouth and a salt cake over his heart. I gave him a proper burial. After...after that. I fell into a stupor when it finaly hit me that he was dead. I could not believe that he was dead. I had a girlfriend at the time, Serra. She was a good help to get me back on my feet. By this time I was getting engaged to Serra. Serra as their only child her mother and father were very protective of her. It was difficult to have them except me. I had met her for the first time wall I was working at a host bar. The second was at a club not a big one but it had the band Everlasting Death. I was always a fan of death metal. But that was the first time she noticed me. I had come because my friends wonted to congratulate me on becoming one of the arbitrators. They were late and I was spending time honing my reading skills.
I had overheard a group of girls talking. One who I guessed to be the alpha female by her body language. Lets call her Trudy. she had been sowing off the protenchel boyfriend and had brought her friends for the opinion that matters. they had just met him. The girls all agreed that he was a very good catch.
And also said that Trudy her self was quite a catch in that dress.
Trudy smiled “you know that’s the same thing my maid said. she liked it so much that she asked me if she cold try on this dress. one of the girls a pixyish one said did you let her?” Trudy famed Affiance “She… no way let some lower class wretch try my dress on. No...no.no.no!” all the girls’ laughed
“Oh and you know I was telling that to Sharel and some gash decided to speak back to me
She said that I was not A very considerate example of the human race.” “she thought she had the right to speak back to me”
“god who was It?” said one of the girls. Trudy leered as she looked around confadechel like. “She’s here.” The girls looked attentive “well who?” Trudy stuck her Tung in her cheek then glanced across the room at Serra. at that time she was sitting in on a couch with a data pad in one had and a drink in the other. her blue howdy with littlecat ears obscuring her face from veu. “Its Serra?” all the girls hauled with laphtor. So laude that even Serra could here them from across the room. The girls meaning Trudy had decided it was time to let mongo have some fun.
I cant say it was love at first site or second I shod say. but I felt the earge to save Serra from the lafing hyenas. And I had just the idea. I quickly Scand the room for the boyfriend of Trudy. I walked over to the bar and asked the bartender for a piece of paper. witch I folded in to an onfilope. I took some money and stuffed it inside. This was a pay as you got it place so I waited for the boy friend to hand over his bank card. memorizing his signature I forged it on to the make shift envelope.
Then I made a bee line for the group and handed the envelope to Trudy saying so it would carry. “Hay give this back to your boyfriend I can’t take It.” Trudy looked confused. “Your boy friend gave me this to date Serra.” “But…What?” Trudy stuttered. What are you talking about? “I can’t take it I don’t need it to go out with Serra.” I smiled broadly. “What do you mean?... I never…”
Said Trudy. I smiled even brwder. “you asked your boyfriend to pay me to go out with Sarra.” I pushed it toward Trudy wall she tried to push it back like I had given her a gold raped turd “I don’t think…” I did not let her finish “Really look.” I held up the envelope “this is your boyfriends’ signature see.” the girl looked at it. “There.” Tim pout the envelope in her hand. Trudy looked around out of the corner of her eye at the looks of her posy. Who were giving? You never did that for us Looks with folded arms.
“If you won’t we can talk to your boyfriend.” the girl looked at him across the room. he was looking at her with a swore expression. “no…no need to do that.” she shook her head. She tried to give the envelope back to me. But I pushed it back. ” “I don’t need payment.” By this time Serra had cot on. “oh you really did that for me your so sweet Trudy.” Inwardly I new Trudy had a decision to make. She cold eather alienate her friends or loose her boyfriend.” whatever she did with it She looses.” the girl tossed the envelope on the couch next to Serra and stoked away. I sat in to a couch picking up the envelope. “So Serra I have an envelope full of money and this thing is SO heavy.” I gave my most winning smile. “want to help spend it?”
It was nice for a time
Then auer lives turned in to a real life performance of Romeo and Juliet. But we dealt with it.
two years after my brother want to earth.
We had hired that earth was back under one rule one agen. wee all but went about are bisnis as usual. Even the arrival of people walking around in armor suits didn’t faze us. It wasn’t a big deal that is until they started to intrude in public affairs. Such as trying to take over the arbitrators duty’s. But it got bad one day wall I was off duty.
I was having some lunch with Serra and Teren and Svic. We war siting out on a veranda of a coffee shop. Mostly talking about this and that. We heard a dispute between a husband and wife couple in the street.
They war well known for fighting and we mostly paid no mind. One of those love hate relationships you know. You could practically set you’re watch by it. We watched from the balcony.
“What do you mean glory how am I to keep my feet worm when you wont allow me to use slippers or socks!” “Well I don’t like the felling of that stuff on my scinn and I also don’t like you with cold feet lerry
Vick looked back toward me. “is it me or did we see this episode last month.” “ no I think that was abaut the color sceme of their bathroom.” I said wall ordering another drink
“Stay out of this if you know what’s good for you.” We looked down from the balcony.
Three men in armor where with the couple.
“Mam and sir you are making a disturbance you are under arrest.” The man and women looked at each other. “Who the hell do you think you are any ways strutting around in that storm trooper custom go the fuck off.” Two solgurs took hold of the pare. Serra “wisperd never get in the mettle of those two cus dude… you dead. Glory grabbed the hilt of her sidearm. And yelled get your filthy hands off my husband.” And lerry his wife. The armored men use there teasers on the two. sending a humongous electrical shock thru them. We all ran down the spiral sterekace me using my phone to get the arbiter over here. The men had broken the one unbreakable rule. Never incrache on peoples or there property unless to save life. They dropped to the floor screaming as the electric went thru them. “Stand dawn!” the men yelled at them. Wean the electric stopped the two tried to get up agen. So they wren treated to another dose of the teaser. body’s convulsing. The sound of there voices becoming un bearably hye. the husband and wife stopped screaming.
But this time it was because they were out. I could still here the crack of the teaser.
a crud had gathered around the spectacle.
The arbitrator on duty stepped forward.
“Hay friend you don’t need to attack are people.”
“ listen take your teasers out of them and pout your guns away we can work this out come on let me buy you all a drink.”
One of the men held up a hand.
“nothing for you to see here so shuve off.”
A boy of fifteen stepped forward.
“you attacked a citizen without provocation.”
The man gaffed. “don’t waste my time kid." You can’t interfere with the police.
“lessen nothings happened here. do you rally wont to have somthing happen to you for nothing. stand dawn all of you now!.” no one moved. “I’m warning you all you don’t wont to make a fuss.”
“We’re not making a fuss we just want to buy you a drink and talk this over peacefully.”
I saw by there body language they were beginning to panic. Not a good sine.
the solders shouldered there guns. “Shuve off this is the last warning.”
the craud eased off there safeties.
The men shot there guns in to the air to try to make us scatter.
All the city people polled there guns and amid at the men.
This seemed took the solders aback. people not panicking when faces with guns. The C.O. spoke with fear in his voice. “Listen if you’re not careful you all will be polled in for attempted assault of en office---." The man’s helmet exploded. I and others got the remaining men with their stun guns. The man fell limp on the graud his blood making a read pool on the side walk. glory slowly rose to her feet holding her smoking gun. She poled the teaser needles out of herself. The needles barbs giving even more pain. Then she started to viciously kick the remaining solders. The solders not being able to move beaus of the stun blast fell over. Some of the people restrained her from kicking the men. The wife and husband were helped back to their place. As we removed there armor and used rope to sakur there hands and feet. One of the men yelled at any buddy in hearing “You know you all will be punished so badly you’ll wish you never existed.” I squatted to be at eye level with him. “Do you really need explaining…? You viciously attacked a citizen.” “What…we were stopping a dispute in progress.” I sighed. “they do that every day and nun is harmed by it.” the man jerked his chin and replied “your crazy a little dispute like that will soon change in to all citizens fighting each other we need to keep the peace. What do you know you’re a civi.”
I saw that he was trying to provoke a fight with me so I smiled calmly. “My friend. I have found that citizens can stay civil better without the interference from over lings.”
We took their cloths and tattooed them with the simples of there afence on the neck as a warning to all.
we set them free into the Bad Lands. Hopefully they would survive it was only a mile to the next tune.
The qworoling cuppole did not qworel any more for some add reason I don’t know why but I still don’t think that it was worth it.
For a long time It was quiet so we brushed it off
The next month wall I was out shopping with Serra. Wall on duty. We where in the of taunesqere.
Kenny sold his an organic produce from out of his moving van. His wife made good rhubarb pie. He had a bunch of gormae museums shitake an such. Amuning the produce are poppy’s hemp tobacco in seed form and processed forms . I picked up a pack of shitake to add to today’s dinner .
from the gate a transport truck Came down the street And parked. it was a covered wagon stile it looked like smelly johns truck. John was a humet that lived out in the bad lands. Kenny smiled “hay it smells like johns taken a bath in the last week.” I gaffed to that. One of the lokels walked up to the truck “hay John haw- then the sound of a repeater shot from inside the cab window. All went to hell. the back flaps opened and some one lobed some pineapples that sprayed shrapnel in to the sqwere. I ducked behind a stonewall walching the shrapnel in bed itself in to the stone work and people not forchenit enough to get to cover. the explosion seemed to be a signal for the solders to get out. they started to smash everything in sight. I rushed over to stop this and so did others. Kenny drew his gun to defend himself but they shot him to pieces with an automatic shot gun.
as the solders went in to destroy the rest of the van. one saw Kenny was still moving. The solder shot him agen and agen.
One of the locals tried to pole one of the solders outside. But was sent flying by the fist of en armored power suit. I used my sword to kill the solder. one after another I delt with them. The last one was a smart one. He blocked my attacks with his gun. He and I struggled me trying to cut him with my sword. and he to get his gun were it would do some damage. Even with my training I was no match for his suit. he Tried to nea me but I closed me legs witch pout me off balance. he pushed me in to the door then hit me in the chest with his gun. I was wearing an armor vest but it still hurt. The strike was hard enough to send me back my amer denting the door. as I fell out of the van. the man surely new I was wearing a vest so he amid his shot gun at my face. As I stared down the Berol of his aa12 I was frozen. I could not run. If I did id be lucky to die quick. There was no time for me to try and shoot him. I could not save myself. Serra kicked the vans slidingdoor. witch smashed in to him between his shoulders and his helmet with a addible crack. as the door rebound the man fell forward on to me his neck in an add angol. His armor was heavy
Serra polled the man off me and I got up “you ok honey?” I nodded “I owe you my life Serra.” she smiled “I’ll make you work the det off latter.”
“You are going to regret this.” We turned to see who spoke. Then Serra grumbled “and as always someone has to ruen the moment.” said Serra. “you will be purged evildoers!” there was one solder left. he glowered at us and the gathering craud. “this universe will be cleansed.” The man had something in his hand. “you all will perish. no one can defeat the president of the galaxy. this is a message to all would dare to dis obay him. It’s to bad you wont be around to here it.” the man dropped his device and started laughing in a hi pitched laugh. Serra and I looked at each other then back at the guy pityingly. the lafter of the sodur petered off . as he look down at his device. “ shouldn’t you goon off by now?” he asked the bomb. Serra held up a device in such a way that the men could easily see it. “what’s wrong kid your explosive don’t have the current to function?” the man gaped. “no fare…I demand you turn off that damming device. “what?... you share about that?” ofcorce I’m shuere.” “ yes but are you shuere your shure.” I fraund at Serra and grabbed the device. “stop teasing him.” I turned to the solder and pushed a button and a bubble dome formed around the man “ok mister gackner. We are going to leave you in there until—“. the solder keeled over gods dam it some on get some emt’s here
we put together watches and to try and stop any further attacks
When the last group came we were reedy we won without a single shot fired and
That last one group all were highly trained warriors with tanks and such we killed all except the leader. The toune was really pissed by this time. so much I had to friskily restrain the taune storyteller from throwing him in to a ships engine. we tattooed and sent the leader back to earth with a warning not to send any more men.